synecdoche asked: ah yeah, i've heard them. i actually just heard the first kiss one for the first time last night and was DYING. i saw him for free a couple of months ago and he did some other stuff from his upcoming show and it was all hilarious, i really can't wait.

I’m so jealous that you got to see him for FREE. All of the tickets for his upcoming shows are about $55. WHERE THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS? It’s really upsetting me.

Anyway, the first kiss & first girlf stories are absolutely amazing. Marry me. Seriously.

we're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s.

23-year-old new england women's college graduate with a laptop and no original thoughts.

currently attempting to make something of my life while screwing around in france for a few months.

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spending all day every day watching movies and television.

my friends and I also like to post photos of food+beer.