There’s never been a more accurate statement

There’s never been a more accurate statement

This shot makes me laugh every single time.

This shot makes me laugh every single time.

(Source: westwingconfessions)

The goldfish! So. Good.

The goldfish! So. Good.

(Source: westwingconfessions)

C.J. Cregg is kick-ass

  • C.J.: Let me explain something to you. This is sort of my field. The people on these sites? They're the cast of One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. The muu-muu-wearing Parliament smoker? That's Nurse Ratched. When Nurse Ratched is unhappy, the patients are unhappy. You? You're McMurphy. You swoop in with your card games and fishing trips--
  • Josh: I didn't swoop in, I came in the exact same way everyone else did.
  • C.J.: Well, now I'm telling you to open the wardroom window and climb on out before they give you a pre-frontal lobotomy and I have to smother you with a pillow!

we're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s.

23-year-old new england women's college graduate with a laptop and no original thoughts.

currently attempting to make something of my life while screwing around in france for a few months.

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spending all day every day watching movies and television.

my friends and I also like to post photos of food+beer.