January 2011
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Last night, at a bar
Male acquaintance: What's your major?
Me: I'm a double major in Political Science and Cinema and Media Studies.
Male acquaintance: Why don't you run for Hillary Clinton?
Me: RUN for Hillary Clinton?
Male acquaintance: [looks away, ignoring what I'm saying]
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You know how in Skins 3 you meet Freddie when he’s skateboarding down the hill...
– Alex
It’s hard for me to get my mind around the idea that I may just like this cast as much as I liked the first generation. The only person I have no interest in so far is Mini’s boyfriend. I’m excited!
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HE SENT HER AN EMOTI-PENIS.
nwumbo:
Come on, writers, everyone knows it’s actually 8=D.
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I don’t agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I’m prepared to make an...
– Banksy, in an official statement concerning his directorial debut Exit Through The Gift Shop being nominated for an Oscar.
[nme.]
(via thedailywhat)
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Black Mother Jailed for Sending Kids to White...
sheresists:firesandwords:
Black Mother Jailed For Sending Kids to White School District
An Ohio mother of two was sentenced to 10 days in jail and placed on three years probation after sending her kids to a school district in which they did not live. Kelly Williams-Bolar was sentenced by Judge Patricia Cosgrove on Tuesday and will begin serving her sentence immediately.
The jury deliberated...
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ohlivyuhuxtable:iammattjordan:facethedawn-:
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heartfullofplants said: I do not believe this is your room. I’ve never seen it like this. alexandra-ewing said: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR ROOM IS CLEAN. I genuinely...
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On me driving back up to school 8 p.m. - 1 a.m.
Me: It's not like I'm driving at 3 a.m. I'll be driving at a normal time.
Mom: Yeah normal if you're a vampire, not if you're a human.
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Generally, when it comes to paper-writing
I find that my moments of clarity tend to come between 4 and 6 a.m.
While this is good news for me at the moment, it is bad news for my body and for my 300+ mile trip back up to school tomorrow (I’m driving).
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My mom's trying to put something on the topmost...
Me: Do you need help?
Mom: Don't taunt me with your superiority!
Me: [blinks] You mean my height?
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20 minutes ago my sister said "revelent" and my...
(just now)
Karen: [something uninteresting]
Me: Revelent. Revelent. Revelent. Revelent. Revelent. Revelent. Revelent.
Karen: Shut up or I'm going to punch you and throw glass at your face!
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echofades:
Just going to sit here and patiently wait for a Community episode in which Britta gets a storyline, and starts to resemble a three dimensional character again.
AGREED. I’m tired of this Annie/Jeff stuff.
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I am so jealous of you. I’m so amazing, but I’m not perfect and you are. Give me...
– Jeff from Community (via zdaz)
SO. GOOD.
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The high school I attended now has it's own Gossip...
privilegedwhitegirl:
My sister told me this news while we were watching Skins together. She read me updates as the story broke on Facebook. I’ve gotta give this kid props for creativity and guts. (let us assume) She is clearly a fan of gossip girl lingo, and her first post was almost as humorous as it was scathing. Unlike the columnist of the series she doesn’t have much gossip to share...
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I don't know what it is but even if I am...
She’s the only person I actually cry in front of and it makes me feel like such a fucking child.
I don’t know what it is! This happens even when I am actually okay.
Moral of the story: I shouldn’t say anything to my mother.
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heartfullofplants replied to your post: So this hail/ice storm we had last night might make roads dangerous to drive on but it makes my car really easy to clean off and the tree branches look like crystals.
Remember that time this sort of happened before and we kind of crashed into an Old Lancaster Rd bush? Look out.
Ha. Yeah that SUCKED. But the roads have been pretty good today and I like...
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Me [1: 25 p.m.]: The north is really pretty right now btw. There's like ice snow so all the tree branches look like they're covered in crystal.
Katie [1: 26 p.m.]: Yea so is the south. mid-seventies. No snow ever. The south always wins
Katie [1: 27 p.m.]: Except in the civil war
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So this hail/ice storm we had last night might...
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alexandra-ewing:tinylittleeyes:
Simon: BEN THEODORE?!! WELCOME TO MY GRANDMA’S HOUSE!
Every. Time.
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