January 2009
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Goddamn. Clint Eastwood is one racist son-of-a-bitch in this film.
Sweet.
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I haven’t seen many Clint Eastwood flicks but if Gran Torino is any indication, Clint Eastwood doesn’t act. He just scowls while whispering and insulting people.
It’s great.
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Guys:
alexewing:
what ever happened to predictability?
the milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
WAY TO GO CVS. NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE MY FUCKING...
I HATE YOU CVS.COM FOR FAILING LITERALLY 10 TIMES...
DAMN YOU TO HELL.
THIS HAD BETTER BE JUST A TIMING ISSUE AND YOU BETTER WORK TOMORROW MORNING.
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alexewing:
The Animaniacs theme song!
We’re...
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Watchalexewing:stalk:
day bow bow
chicka chickah!
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“Couldn’t they at least cast a real actress?”
– Faye Dunaway, on hearing Hilary Duff will be playing Bonnie Parker in a new film based on the lives of Bonnie and Clyde. OH SNAP. (via stepliana) (via quatsch)
(via oldfilmsflicker)
Bonnie, you were always the smart one with excellent clothing.
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Although I have to admit some of these guys have...
Zavier Catoe: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Joseph Morcos: Would you be averse to making out with me?
Micheael O’Leary (one of the Enrique guys): Is that a mirror in your pocket? ‘cause that stuffs dangerous, you should keep it in your purse. I’m Mike, and I’m a registered life guard.
(via Mr. Harvard Freshman 2012)
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Mr. Harvard Freshman 2012 Contest →
Liinus Hietaniemi: If asked to perform a talent in front of 100 girls, what would it be? Serenade them Enrique Iglesias, Hero with my guitar.
Michael O’Leary: If you could be a superhero what would you be and what powers would you possess? I would be your hero baby. I would kiss away the pain.
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Things I didn’t know until now: 1. Enrique Iglesias is a superhero 2. Some...
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I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my...
enough of this.
encouraging friend is all of you. decently good friend is edward blake. (I know I’m going to regret confirming this.) ex is voldemort.
go ahead and vomit with me.
Okay, following that train of guesses and initials...
Who the fuck is MW?
And is the I you, reks?
spacejam:
kzhang:
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most reasonable answers
b) the most fun answers
Give me the initials to the names for a & b.
I had this dream a night ago where my friends encouraged me and a decently good friend of mine to hook up. Halfway through the dream that friend turned into an ex-significant other of another friend of mine and that ex is disgusting.
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
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I should go trolling for some prospects.
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“I hope he fails,” he said. “Somebody’s gotta say it,” he added.”
– -Rush Limbaugh on election day.
Douchebag.
(via heartfullofplants)
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alexewing:spacejam:
Internship duties include:
-buying feathers for Abby Kadabby’s hair
-buying baskets for Abby Kadabby’s tricycle
-buying buttons for Elmo’s cufflinks
-insiding-out Elmo’s cufflinks
-buying rubber tubing for Muppet ipod headphones
Regular duties include:
-eat cake
-think about eating cake
Your internship is great. Today I came home and my house smelled like brownies....
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Youtube mash-up I would like to see
alexewing:robyn-sparkles:
Doubt and the Sister, Sister theme song.
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"Do you think Dennis Miller misses the laughter... →
(via tylercoates)
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“The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name...”
– R. Kelly (via branduponthebrain)
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Watcheveholt:
ledenes:
New trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from Japanese tv.
I’m so excited for this!
AAH!!!!!
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Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field...
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Why The Boss Was Shut Out Of The Oscars: Blame... →
tylercoates:
Maura explains why Springsteen didn’t get a nomination. In other news, The Oscars are still stupid.
Aw man. Robyn will be pissed that math screwed over her other true love, Bruce.
On the other hand, it makes more sense to blame the rules committee than all-mighty math.
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Texts between me and a friend
Yi (12 53 am): Lmmve u itr fukhn cold nutpgde
Me (12 54 am): Are you drunk?
Yi (12 58 am): Cnmpletjy in lnve wit andey
Me (12 59 am): Go sober up.
Yi (12 59 am): Fubk u
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WatchJayne, the man they call Jayne He robbed from the rich And he gave to the poor Stood up to the man And gave him what for Our love for him now Ain’t hard to explain The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne Our Jayne saw the mudders’ backs breakin’ He saw the mudders’ lament And he saw the magistrate takin’ Every dollar and leavin’ five cents So he said...